#FridayFive - 5 Reasons why we love Autumn

1) Comfort food

baking, oven, chef, kitchen, food, dinner, casserole

Piss off salads, we'll see you in May! Bring on the pies, (Pastry and pie) and soups and roasts and stews. We'll all put on some Winter bulk but it's okay because no one can tell in our gilets and MASSIVE jumpers.

2) Winter drinks

coffee, steam, hot, mittens, mitts

Ditto winter beverages. No I'm not talking about you Winter Pimms, you abomination. I'm talking about red wine, spiced lattes, (Not pumpkin or eggnog though - we're not American, let's stop trying to be.) ales and perhaps even a mulled wine or spiced apple towards the end of November.

3) Fires

fire, fireplace, flames

Some pubs have fires on all year round. This confuses me. If your beer garden is full, don't have a fire on. But in the run up to Christmas yes please, give us a fire. We will gaze at it memorised supping an ale, before realising that we got over zealous and sat way too fucking close to the inferno and shedding our million layers of clothing.  

4) Kicking leaves.

nature, leaves, stems, veins, bold, colors, fall, autumn

I don't care how old you are, who can resist the temptation of a crisp pile of leaves just begging to be kicked everywhere!? Even better if they've been raked into a loving pile by someone else. 

5) Less outdoor play and more indoor play!

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Dust off those dildos, charge up those cock rings, think about using the butt plug and then put it back.... Snuggle under the covers and enjoy our special offers. Peachy Keen will warm you up through the winter months.

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23 September, 2016 1 tags (show)

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