#FRIDAYFIVE – 5 THINGS I WILL (PROBABLY) NEVER DO IN BED.

1) Threesomes – I have enough to think about with one sexual partner.

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2) Anal – I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. It kinda looks like a lot of effort and I’m happy with the current situation – There’s no need for me to experience this right now.#HeyIt’sOkay … to not have anal sex

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3) Watersports – As in urolagnia not jetskiing. Although I probably wouldn’t jetski either. I have bladder-shyness with people being in a different cubicle to me so I don’t think I could even if I wanted to… which I don’t.

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4) Facials – I understand that there is a certain amount of mess involved in sex but I don’t want said mess in my face.

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5)  Anything involving food – I love food, I love sex. It is a cruel irony that I don’t love both combined. You want it to be the best night of your life but it basically ends up being as ridiculous as this….

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